YOUR SATISFACTION IS OUR PRIORITY - We work very hard to ensure you're happy with your purchase. If there is something wrong with your order, please let us know. We are happy to help and make it right.
SUPER COMFORTABLE - Our t-shirts are made from a medium weight cotton which is comfortable and breathable, making it the perfect tee for the gym, just hangin out and even sleeping in.
ABOUT US - American Warrior LLC. is a small, privately owned business creating great designs that make a statement for every occasion. We know you have a choice where you buy from and we truly appreciate your business.
VETERAN CHARITY - We know our country wouldn't survive without the hard work of our military defending this great nation. We donate a portion of our proceeds to veteran charity as our way of showing support.
PROUDLY PRINTED IN THE USA - All our shirts are proudly printed in our Southern California warehouse.
Description
This shirt doesn't whisper, it shouts. Our “Diet and Exercise? Just Do Cocaine Like Normal People” tee takes aim at the absurdity of quick-fix culture with unapologetic, dark humor. It's equal parts streetwear, satire, and pure rebellion. Printed on a soft, high‑quality cotton blend that's built for all‑day comfort, it's the shirt you wear when you're tired of polite conversations and ready to drop the kind of one‑liner people won't forget. Not for the faint of heart — but perfect for those who live unapologetically.
