Inject some humor into your daily commute with this large funny auto decal bumper sticker! With its bold and witty message "The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive," this sticker is sure to turn heads and put a smile on the faces of fellow drivers. Made from durable, weather-resistant vinyl, it's designed to withstand the elements and maintain its vibrant colors for years to come. Whether you're looking to add a touch of personality to your car or simply want to share a cheeky message with other motorists, this bumper sticker is the perfect addition to your vehicle. Easy to apply and remove without leaving any residue, it's a hassle-free way to express your unique sense of humor on the road. Embrace the fun and let this sticker do the talking!