أنا ميت ، مخطط نهاية الحياة ، أنا ميت الآن ما مخططه ، دفتر نهاية منظم الحياة ، ترتيبات نهائية موجهة عندما أذهب إلى المصنف ، للممتلكات والشؤون التجارية والرغبات النهائية
✅ "Drop Dead" Practical: Finally tackle morbid adulting with prompts for wills, funeral plans, passwords, pet care, and even your Spotify playlist legacy. No awkward convos required.
✅ Binder-Style Freedom: Add/remove pages, stuff in legal docs, photos, or your weird collection appraisals. Stays organized without the rigidness.
✅ Dark Humor, Warm Heart: Snarky titles like "Dead Serious About My Coffee Preferences" make heavy topics feel human. Your family will laugh and cry (the good kind).
✅ Digital Detox Included: Map out crypto wallets, social media memorials, and "delete my browser history" instructions. Yes, we thought of THAT.
✅ Guilt-Free Clarity: Prevents family fights over heirlooms by letting you name who gets Grandma's china… or that creepy garden gnome.
وصف
Let's face it: Death is awkward. But leaving your family scrambling to find your life insurance policy? That's just rude. This isn't your grandma's morbid ledger. "Sorry, It's Your Problem Now" is a cathartic, darkly funny toolkit to: ✧ Dump the chaos in one place – Financial accounts, medical directives, Netflix passwords, letters to loved ones. ✧ Spare them the "what would Mom want?" drama – Burial vs. compost? Open bar at the wake? Write it HERE. ✧ Turn dread into empowerment – Research shows end-of-life planners reduce family anxiety by 73%*. Perfect For: ✦ Control freaks who want the last word (literally) ✦ Blended families with complicated dynamics ✦ Pet parents, digital nomads, collectors of weird stuff ✦ Anyone who's said, “Ugh, I really should get my affairs in order…” Inside You'll Find: ✔️ "Dead Simple" Guides: Templates for wills, trusts, and advanced directives ✔️ The "After I Ghost" Section: Social media wills, email auto-responders, and how to handle your crypto. ✔️ Memory Lane Pages: Jot down stories, recipes, or that secret family curse. Legacy > legal jargon. ✔️ Emergency Contacts Sheet: Because your BFF knows where you hid the spare key AND your ex's drama.