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2025 Work Desk Calendar - Demotivational Affirmations Calendar White Elephant Gag Gift Idea - Funny Novelty Monthly Rude Office Calendar - Funny Sarcasm Quotes for Colleagues Friends Boss Coworkers (2025)

KWD 3
KWD 3.500
Brand
Gelid
Weight
109 g
Color2025
– 1 +

Special Features

  • 🏬Crafted from premium materials, the 2025 Humor Desk Calendar is as durable as your ability to fake enthusiasm in Monday meetings. Packed with hilariously rude and painfully relatable demotivational quotes, it's the perfect sarcastic sidekick for surviving the daily grind. Spill coffee on it, toss it across the room after your third “urgent” email—this calendar can take it. Whether you're gifting it to a coworker, your boss, or keeping it for your own sanity, it's the ideal desk companion to remind you that while 2025 might not be your year, at least you'll have something to laugh at while it falls apart.
  • 🏬This 2025 Humor Desk Calendar pulls double duty—keeping you organized while serving up a daily dose of sarcasm. With its sharp wit and laugh-out-loud quotes, it's perfect for those who like their schedules neat and their humor borderline inappropriate. Just be warned: you'll only want to share an office with people who can take a joke (and maybe HR on speed dial).
  • 🏬This desk calendar is the ultimate way to survive the daily grind with your sanity (mostly) intact. Boldly featuring the brutally honest and hilariously relatable phrase: "The shit I think of at work that I can't fucking say out loud," it perfectly captures the unspoken thoughts of every overworked, under-caffeinated soul stuck in back-to-back meetings. Whether you're trying to keep a straight face during your boss's 47th "quick question" or resisting the urge to reply-all with sarcasm, this calendar lets you silently vent—one page at a time.
  • 🏬This 2025 Humor Calendar is the ultimate gift for anyone just barely holding it together through the daily grind—whether it's for yourself (because self-care includes sarcasm), a coworker who deserves a laugh between meetings, or that one friend who treats office drama like a spectator sport. Packed with brutally honest, laugh-out-loud quotes, it's the perfect way to add a little comic relief to the chaos of the 9-to-5. Ideal for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or just because someone needs a reminder that they're not alone in silently screaming through the workday.
  • 🏬Each month of this 2025 Humor Calendar delivers a fresh, brutally honest reminder of the thoughts we all have but rarely say out loud—because HR is always watching. From soul-crushing meetings to baffling emails, every page perfectly captures the inner monologue of the modern worker. And just to keep things grounded in reality, it proudly reminds you: “2025—One year closer to telling everyone to fuck off.” Equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable, it's the kind of calendar that doesn't sugarcoat your work life—it commiserates with you, one sarcastic quote at a time.

Description

Introducing the 2025 Work Desk Calendar: Demotivational Affirmations Edition — because nothing says "carpe diem" like a passive-aggressive calendar reminding you that mediocrity is your comfort zone.

This isn't your average inspirational desk calendar. Oh no. Each month greets you with a sarcastic slap in the face, reminding you that your coffee addiction is the only thing keeping you employed, and that "teamwork" mostly means covering for someone else's mistakes.

Perfect as a White Elephant gift, a cubicle power move, or a passive jab at your favorite micromanaging boss. It's the ideal way to decorate your desk with the emotional support of a cynical friend who's also probably on their fourth burnout.

Whether you're giving it to your coworker, your boss, your friend, or keeping it as a daily reminder that rock bottom has a basement—this calendar is here to remind you: every day is a fresh new disappointment.

2025 is gonna be fine. Probably.

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