You may have something hard in your pants, but it's definitely not the deceptively comfy Gunmetal Locker Room Jock! This shimmering metallic pair of undies are perfect for your industrial warehouse rave, or just to treat your boyfriend who likes shiny things. And with the help of our signature waistband and built-in Almost Naked pouch, youâ€ll feel like youâ€re not wearing anything at all! Weâ€ve virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating, and chafing. Your package will fall naturally into the anatomically correct pouch to create a truly enjoyable and unique wearing experience.