How many times have you been unable to take the only available parking space in a full lot because some jackass took up two spaces? Now you can tell that rotten S.O.B. how you feel with these fake parking tickets. A realistic format and style give these novelty parking violations authenticity sure to fool every driver who sees this. When they read the print, they'll realize they've been the victim of a practical joke, but should take the citation to heart and learn how to properly park. Main features of the parking violation include 14 checkboxes for "Offenses", a humorous disclaimer, a fake signature that reads "U.R. Ajerk", and a place for vehicle information. Some funny offenses include: "D.W.S. Violation - Driving While Stupid "P.O.S. Violation" "HOG - Taking up 2 spaces "Failure to yield right of way. If you are last - don't go first." "C.D.V. - Cute Driver Violation (Distracting Another Driver) "Driving under the influence of annoying music." "A.B.P.I.H.S. - Able Bodied Parking in Handicap Spot" You'll be sure to prank any terrible driver when you place this funny parking ticket on their car window. Give a pack of these fake tickets as a gag gift to friends and family members and get one or more for yourself. Each package contains a 12-ticket pad and each ticket can be ripped off like a pad of real parking citations. As with all our products, this funny practical joke ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.