Bring unapologetic humor to the course with this funny golf towel featuring the bold phrase: “Mama didn't raise a bitch… and if she did, it was my brother.” Gift for golfers with thick skin and a great sense of humor, this novelty towel is guaranteed to get laughs at the tee box. Made from a premium 80% polyester, 20% polyamide microfiber blend, it's ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and safe for cleaning clubs, balls, and gear. Designed with a gold grommet and ring, this towel easily clips onto golf bags or carts for quick access. Whether you're shopping for a hilarious golf gift, gag gift, or just want to stand out on the course, this towel delivers sarcasm with style. Product features - Durable 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber — resists stretching and shrinking - Highly absorbent fabric for quick liquid pickup and fast drying - Compact one-size design: 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm) - Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to bags or carts - Single-sided print with bold Texas script over a basketball graphic Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle