The Bread Winner of Birthday Cards: Ditch boring paper—this 5x7 inch funny birthday card features a 3D crochet toast on 300gsm brown fabric paper, printed with “a little birthday toast to you”. It comes with a 150gsm self-adhesive kraft envelope, no office envelope heists needed! Perfect as funny birthday gifts for a silly, memorable greeting
Fits Every Picky Human: Got an eye-rolling sister, dad-joke-obsessed coworker, or moody teen girl? This cute brown card works for Her, Him, Men, Women, Teachers, Moms—literally anyone who loves bread. It's the ultimate funny birthday card for women and men alike
Not Just a Card—It's Desk Bling: After the birthday, this toast doesn't go stale! Stick it as Unique Desk Decor (way cooler than that “Okayest Boss” mug). The 150gsm white kraft inner card has space to scribble “I forgot your gift but this is cuter”—great for birthday decorations too
Materials That Don't Suck: 300gsm brown fabric paper (tough for backpacks), 150gsm bleed-free inner card, and a self-adhesive envelope (no licking—we're not animals). Sturdier than sourdough, this funny birthday card survives shipping and silly shenanigans
Toast That Won't Give You Heartburn: Skip burnt breakfast toast—this one's a vibe! It's funny, cute, and way less awkward than generic cards. Perfect for office laughs, friend celebrations, or tricking people into thinking you're crafty. A top-tier funny birthday gift