FINALLY, A UNIVERSAL STANDARD: Bring the internet's favorite meme to life! No need to raid your fruit bowl to show the size of objects in your photos anymore. This physical, ready-to-use "Banana for Scale" is the ultimate tool for Redditors, influencers, and online sellers.
HILARIOUS GIFT BOX PACKAGING: The experience starts before you even open the box. The premium packaging features side-splitting copy, including certifications from the "Primate Metrics Bureau," a "Golden Peel Grand Prix" award for tapered proportion, and an inspection sticker from "Albert II."
SUPERIOR "SEEDLESS" ENGINEERING: Inside the box is a 7-inch long x 1-inch diameter foam banana. It offers "superior seedless texture" and, unlike the grocery store version, will never rot on your desk. It is the premier faux berry on the market.
INCLUDES ACTUAL RULER: While it is the "Gold Standard in Approximate Measurement," we've included a touch of precision. The side of the banana features a printed ruler (measuring approximately 3 inches / 8 centimeters) for those rare moments when "about one banana long" isn't specific enough.
THE PERFECT GAG GIFT: The ideal solution for the person who has everything... and needs to know exactly how big it is. This is a guaranteed hit for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, Valentines, Birthdays, office pranks, engineers, photographers, and meme-lovers.
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Stop Guessing. Start Measuring. Are you tired of taking photos of objects for the internet, only for people to ask, "But how big is it?" Are you fed up with vague guesstimates? Well, folks, there is a new standard in measurement. Introducing the Official Banana for Scale. This isn't just a piece of fruit; it is a precision instrument. For years, the internet has struggled with inconsistent produce sizing. One banana might be a snack, another a meal. We have solved this global crisis. Manufactured in strict accordance with the Primate Metrics Bureau Standards, this foam measuring device provides the consistency the world has been waiting for.