Thou May Ingest a Satchel Of Richards PVC Patch - With Hook and Loop, 4"Hark! Presenting a most uncouth yet utterly delightful token of mirth: the "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards" patch, masterfully forged from weather-defiant PVC and measuring a stately four inches across. Affixed with hook and loop sorcery, this emblem mayst adorn thy tunic, satchel, battle-vest, or even the sacred headrest of thine steed (be it noble charger or humble pickup).Lo! This patch be not for the faint of humor. Nay, it is a heraldic badge for those of wit, valor, and a sharp tongue—fit for knights who suffer no fools, aircrewmen of sass, or lords of the barracks with tongues most cutting. ‘Tis the perfect rejoinder for any jester who dareth try thy patience.Specifications, as decreed by the Guild of Modern Patcherie:Diameter: 4 inches (a circle of fine proportions)Material: PVC - impervious to rain, sweat, and spilled aleBacking: Hook and loop, to fasten with ease and hasteCrafted by: A veteran-owned merchant of repute and valorGive this to a comrade who hath earned thine jest, or wear it proudly to warn the village buffoons: thy patience is short, and thy satire, sharp.A token of both nobility and nonsense. Secure thine patch whilst stocks last, lest ye be left with naught but regret and an unadorned jerkin.