How many bottles do I get?
Each order includes two (2) travel-sized bottles. They're perfect for tossing in your bag, gifting to a friend, or keeping on standby for suspicious situations.
Is this a real product?
As real as that time your roommate swore they washed their hands. These pocket-sized bottles are the hilarious reminder your friends did not know they needed.
Fun, Functional & Slightly Judgy
Let's be honest. We have all touched our junk. The difference? Some people pretend to wash their hands. These little bottles are great for calling out the friend, coworker, or roommate who definitely did not run the sink.
Makes a Great Gag Gift or Stocking Stuffer
Perfect for White Elephant exchanges, office parties, or sliding into someone's bag as a not-so-subtle hint. It is all in good fun.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you are not completely happy with your order, just send us an email anytime, even on weekends, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right.