Sh*t I Want To Say At Work But Can't: 2026 Funny Desk Calendar Sarcastic Office Humor Daily Profanity Quotes Hilarious Gag Gift for Coworkers, Friends & Bosses Tired of endless meetings, fake smiles, and forced “team spirit”? The S*it I Want To Say At Work But Can't 2026 Desk Calendar is here to say what you can't. Packed with sarcastic, sweary, and brutally honest quotes, this funny office calendar helps you survive the workday one F-bomb at a time. Designed for anyone who's ever wanted to scream into a spreadsheet, this hilarious desk accessory delivers 12 months of laughter, attitude, and perfectly timed profanity. Perfect for Gifting (and Venting): - Funny office gift for coworkers, employees, or your boss - White Elephant and Secret Santa gift for men and women - Birthday or Christmas gift for friends with dark humor - Great for coworkers, teachers, or anyone surviving corporate chaos - Perfect addition to office desk decor for adults who swear and sip too much coffee Why You'll Love It: - 12 months of funny profanity quotes that say what you wish you could - Monthly overview calendar for meetings, deadlines, and “don't care” days - Compact 10" x 5" size — fits perfectly on any desk or cubicle - Durable spiral binding for easy flipping and daily entertainment - Printed on premium 270 gsm paper — sturdy, bold, and built to last all year The Ultimate Office Gag Gift - Whether you're shopping for yourself or searching for the perfect funny gift for coworkers, bosses, or friends, this 2026 desk calendar is the ideal mix of sarcasm and stress relief. - Make every day a little funnier (and a little less professional). No refunds or returns.