12 Months of Corporate Chaos: From January through December 2026, each month delivers a punchy, painfully relatable quote about the absurdity of modern work life, with a good sprinkling of profanity
Square Format, Perfect Fit: 12” x 12” when closed, 12” x 24” when open. Ideal for cubicle walls, home offices, or anywhere else you pretend to be productive
Big Spaces for Your Barely-Held-Together Schedule: Generously sized daily blocks for tracking deadlines, fake meetings, mental breakdowns, or PTO countdowns
Makes a Hilarious Gift: Ideal for coworkers, burned-out bosses, your work wife, or yourself (because you've earned it, dammit). Bonus Bingo Card: Includes a hilariously unhinged fill-in-the-blank office survival bingo card at the back, because why suffer silently?
Printed on Thick, Premium Paper: Built to survive coffee spills, meltdown tears, and rogue highlighter attacks
Description
Welcome to Corporate Delusion, the 2026 wall calendar for everyone barely holding it together under fluorescent lights. Whether you're navigating pointless meetings, unread Slack messages, or your third existential crisis before lunch - this calendar has you covered. Each month features an unapologetically unhinged quote in colorful, chaotic typography, designed to keep you laughing (instead of crying) as you crawl toward your next PTO day. Because if we can't be mentally stable, we can at least be on time. Let's circle back never. CONTAINS PROFANITY! Also available without profanity - search "Meetings That Could've Been Therapy" by UBUN2