Step into the NICU unit with a pen set that cuts through the stress with laughter. The Snarky Pens: NICU Set of 9 was made for nurses, scrub techs, and surgeons who live the unpredictable chaos of the OR. Each pen is printed with a witty quip like “Everyday I'm swaddlin,” “Personally victimized by a premie,” “Never too young for caffeine.” These pens don't just look good - they write smoothly with black ink, medium point tips that are perfect for charting, note-taking, or signing off on those endless stacks of paperwork. Lightweight and durable, they're built to survive your longest shifts (and to mysteriously disappear into coworkers' pockets). Whether you're buying for yourself or looking for the ultimate nurse appreciation gift, this 9-pack of snarky NICU pens is guaranteed to bring a smile - or at least a knowing eye roll. Perfect for graduation, holidays, or a surprise shift pick-me-up, these pens combine practical function with the humor every NICU professional needs.