- Say “Happy Birthday” with this hilarious card featuring the Birthday Fairy. - COVER: "Every year, the Birthday Fairy comes around to make us a year older." - INSIDE: “B*tch.” preprinted with blank space for signing your own birthday wish. - SIZE: Each CardFool greeting card is printed on high quality paper stock standard 5" x 7" The funny folks at CardFool have been making life's best moments easier to share with our collection of cute and witty greeting cards for every occasion. Whether for a birthday, anniversary, or just because, CardFool helps you connect with people most important to you!