Does your regular office pen have you feeling down? Now you don't have to settle for those pens that just write. Introducing the ROFLmart projection pen. This awesome pen will shine a middle finger up to 10 feet away and provide instant gratification. Hit the button at a boring meeting and hear the room light up. Shine it on your neighbors house at night to let the whole neighborhood know how you feel. The possibilities are endless if its dark. Plus it writes, if its too light to shine then you can at least play a sweet game of tic tac toe.