Sh*t I Want to Say at Work But Can't” Affirmation Jar For the coworker who smiles on the outside... and silently screams on the inside. The “Sh*t I Want to Say at Work But Can't” Affirmation Jar is filled with 60 unapologetically honest, sarcastic, and NSFW quotes that capture the spirit of workplace frustration—with a side of dark humor. This jar is the perfect desk companion for anyone navigating office chaos with a forced smile and a strong coffee. Whether it's for stress relief, a funny gift, or just something to help get through that 3 PM meeting, this collection of brutally relatable quotes delivers. Product Features: 60 rolled scrolls featuring bold, humorous workplace quotes Scrolls measure approx. 3.5 x 2.5 inches (business card size) Reusable 16 oz clear acrylic jar with screw-on lid Choose from four paper styles: Classic White, Parchment, Pastel Combo, Steel Grey Elastic band color may vary Ships gift-ready in a 6x6x6 kraft shipping box, cushioned and protected How to Use: Keep it on your desk for a quick laugh when the workday gets heavy Read one scroll each morning or after your third passive-aggressive email Share the fun (carefully) with your coworkers Perfect For: Coworkers, work besties, and burnout survivors Office gift exchanges or Secret Santa Promotions, resignations, or workplace “survival kits” Adults with a strong sense of humor (contains profanity) Made to arrive safe, secure, and ready to vent on your behalf This isn't your average motivational tool. The “Sh*t I Want to Say at Work But Can't” Affirmation Jar delivers 60 brutally honest quotes that speak for you—so you don't have to.