Office Survival Tool: Smooth ballpoint pen function meets built-in humor—making this novelty pen the funniest tool you'll ever take to work or class. Perfect for fending off surprise meetings, extra projects, or that coworker who says, “Got a sec?” when they really don't mean a sec.
Master the Art of Deflection: Every click of the Office Deflections Pen gives you a new sarcastic excuse, clever quip, or dodge to get out of work like a pro. Deflections include “above my pay grade,” “not my lane,” “wasn't trained,” “no access,” “I'll circle back,” and “it's in the pipeline.”
Easy Excuses Just a Click Away: Keep clicking to uncover new ways to say “not my problem” without ever actually saying it.
A Pen With Personality: Smooth ballpoint writing for when you do have to take notes… while secretly plotting your next excuse. The Office Deflections Pen makes taking notes, signing papers, or doodling way more entertaining.
Gift That Keeps Not Giving: Hilarious gag gift for coworkers, bosses, or anyone who's perfected the fine art of looking busy while doing nothing. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant exchanges, or holidays.
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Make every decision a little more fun with the GOOFBALLS Novelty Decision Pen! Just click, spin, and let fate decide your next move. Each spin reveals a random answer like “Ask Again Later” or “Take a Break,” making it the perfect desk toy for indecisive coworkers, bosses, or friends. Smooth-writing and endlessly entertaining, this gag gift adds humor to meetings, classrooms, or home offices—because sometimes the best decisions are made by chance.