12 Months of Slow-Motion Sass – Each month features an irresistibly cute watercolor sloth paired with a snarky quote about naps, burnout, and surviving life one slow-ass day at a time. WARNING: CONTAINS CUSS WORDS!
Big Date Boxes for Your Laid-Back Plans – Track your vacations, naps, snack breaks, and rescheduled goals with plenty of room to write.
Makes a Hilarious Gift – Perfect for tired friends, burned-out coworkers, introverts, students, and anyone living the “sloth before productivity” lifestyle
Printed on Thick, Premium Paper – High-quality stock that won't curl or bleed through - even if you write slowly. Like, very slowly
2026: The Year of Doing Less – Hang this up at home or in your office and let the sloth remind you daily: you're doing just fine. Probably
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Feeling overwhelmed by to-do lists, meetings, chores, and society in general? Let One Day at a Slothin Time 2026 be your spirit guide to not giving a shit. This isn't just a calendar. It's a monthly reminder that moving slowly, napping often, and embracing your inner chaos is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle. Each page features an original watercolor illustration of a sloth doing what sloths do best: chilling, judging, avoiding effort, and looking adorable while doing it. With relatable quotes, and spacious date boxes on thick premium paper, it's the perfect calendar for people who know they're not lazy… just differently productive. Gift it to your most exhausted friend, your favorite coworker who's two meetings away from snapping, or keep it for yourself as a visual permission slip to slow the fuck down.