For dog people who say fuck a little too often and love their fur baby way too much. This ain't your average calendar. It's for the messy, chaotic, ride-or-die dog lovers who start the day covered in fur and end it muttering, “what the actual fuck did you eat this time?” Each month serves up a brutally honest dog quote: equal parts heart, hilarity, and unfiltered swearing, paired with adorable watercolor dogs who look way too innocent for the shit they pull. Modern watercolor dog art in a variety of breeds Real talk quotes that'll make you laugh-snort into your coffee Perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, or your favorite foul-mouthed fur parent Generously sized date boxes (for vet visits, walks, and existential meltdowns) No shame, just paws, profanity, and pure love