For people who live in a house ruled by cats, chaos, and cuss words. This isn't just a calendar, it's a year of unhinged affection, unfiltered feline wisdom, and pure purring profanity. Every month features a delightfully rude quote paired with a modern watercolor cat living its best chaotic life. Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, or anyone who's ever said “what the f*ck is she doing now?” while their furball knocked a glass off the counter. 12 months of original, cheeky watercolor cat art Swear-word quotes that are painfully real and purrfectly funny Generously sized date boxes for appointments, vet visits, and passive-aggressive to-dos Makes a hilarious gift for cat lovers with attitude Professionally printed on high-quality paper that even your cat might not destroy Because life with a cat is messy, loud, inappropriate... and totally worth it.