Welcome to Corporate Delusion, the 2026 wall calendar for everyone barely holding it together under fluorescent lights. Whether you're navigating pointless meetings, unread Slack messages, or your third existential crisis before lunch - this calendar has you covered. Each month features an unapologetically unhinged quote in colorful, chaotic typography, designed to keep you laughing (instead of crying) as you crawl toward your next PTO day. Because if we can't be mentally stable, we can at least be on time. Let's circle back never. CONTAINS PROFANITY! Also available without profanity - search "Meetings That Could've Been Therapy" by UBUN2